- Pointless Super Powers

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to not exercise.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day