- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to see through insects.

A good Kisser

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to part hair.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to be powerless

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to quote memes randomly

Nope. Just nope.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to eat ass.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power of self mind control

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

Pointless Super Powers