The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to lick your balls.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!