the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to speak braille.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!