- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to summon cops to arrest you

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to kill yourself

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

The power to get laid by your right hand.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

Pointless Super Powers

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough