The power to display emotions at will

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!