The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the power to eat bread

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Acid tears.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!