The ability to not live forever

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!