Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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Being a freemason

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!