The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to eat nandos

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to have a power

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to become black!

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To pee standing up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!