- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the power to count from A to purple

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to not exercise.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to ejaculate

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to forget what your superpower is

Pointless Super Powers