The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

he power to make mistakes

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to find a needle in a haystack

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to bleed anally at will

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power of self mind control

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

thumb_up thumb_down +91

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to be a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to fart your way to the moon

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

thumb_up thumb_down +83

the power to like charlie

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!