The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to live.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!