The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!