The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to sit

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!