The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to freeze ice

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power of self mind control

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the power of being yourself

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!