- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be infinitely constipated

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to create powers

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to lose this power.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Pointless Super Powers