- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to get this. Do you get it?

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to walk through air.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

shit and piss at the same time

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to change races.

The power to have an ability.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

Pointless Super Powers