The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power of learning

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!