- Pointless Super Powers

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

kabloooeeey!!!

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

A good Kisser

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The ability to part hair.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to climb up fallen trees

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!