- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to become black.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to be stupid

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

Pointless Super Powers