The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to change races.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to die at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!