The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to ignore useful information

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to live.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!