The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through air

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!