The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to live.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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power to fart through your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!