- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the power to misspell

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power of being pointless

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The power to think of food

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to look like yourself

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

Pointless Super Powers