- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

See through invisible people

The power to think salmon.

The power to not get shit d*ck

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

cry acid tears

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to read the minds of rocks

Pointless Super Powers