- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to self destruct

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to any ugly person love you.

Pointless Super Powers