- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The useless power to write about useless powers...

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to eat ass.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

Pointless Super Powers