The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to freeze ice

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!