The power to mind reeds

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to youtube poop

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!