The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!