The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the powre to spel

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be dead

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!