The ability to fart pee.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to like any show

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!