To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!