The power to write a country song

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to read captchas

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to fall up.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to have no powers

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!