The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!