- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power of women's rights.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nandos

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to have a power

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to become black!

To pee standing up.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers