The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to display emotions at will

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to make people work and read ????

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!