- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to die early.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power to stop existing.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power of self mind control

the power to count from A to purple

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be a woman

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

Pointless Super Powers