- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that turns farts into music.

the power to eat people :D

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to control yourself

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to not have a brain!

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

Pointless Super Powers