The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to control yourself

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!