ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to live.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!