The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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power to have no power at all

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!