The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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he power to make mistakes

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!