The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!