The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to see through windows

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!