the ability to talk to humans

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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hello

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!