The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to see through windows

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!