The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to see the past.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!