The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The Power to Power

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to fly while under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!