The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to change people socks on command

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!