the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!