The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to control yourself

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!