The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!