The power to read your own mind

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!