The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!