the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!