- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive at absolute zero

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to die on command.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to kill yourself

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to be a common person

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

Pointless Super Powers