The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to count to potato

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!