power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to take edible shits.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to read this.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!