The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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lol

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!