- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to die instantly

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Pointless Super Powers