the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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yo mama

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!